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Just so you know, after a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories. You will always have a special place in my heart.
Your ex-hubby,
Arjan
P.S., You can keep the beach house in Malibu but, I am going to need the condo downtown and half our money according to the prenup.
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