“How are you? I do came across to read your profile and I like it because It’s lovely & cool.”
“Please reveal some of your cooking secrets, preferably the ones that make the food taste amazing.”
“
Just so you know, after a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind.
Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories. You will always have a special place in my heart.
Your ex-hubby,
Arjan
P.S., You can keep the beach house in Malibu but, I am going to need the condo downtown and half our money according to the prenup.
”“I just wanted to tell you that in every picture of yours, you look incredible!” — …am I supposed to post ones where I look like shit?
“What kind of dog do you have? What is the craziest recipe you have made?”